Funny Dog Names

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Stating the Obvious with Funny Dog Names

Sometimes a dog has a standout physical trait that people notice as soon as they see him. It may be his coloring, size or perhaps something more unusual. Many people find humor in stating the obvious; you may be able to figure out a funny name for your dog simply by looking at him.

Names for Spotted Dogs

Depending on the color combinations and spot patterns, one of these names may be just perfect for your dog:

• Target
• Moo
• Rorschach
• Polka

Names for Three Legged Dogs

If you happen to adopt a dog with only three legs, you can help people smile at him rather than pity him by giving him a light-hearted name:

• Tripawd
• Hopalong
• Tres
• Lucky

Names for Big Dogs

If you have a very large dog, you may wish to point out his grandeur by giving him an amusing name to match his size:

• Hummer
• Tank
• Jurassic
• Marmaduke

Names for Fluffy Dogs

Fuzzy dogs tend to make people smile with their cute appearance. They may also have a cute or funny name that makes them even more endearing:

• Swiffer
• Tumbleweed
• Mopsy
• Duster

The Not So Obvious

A dog might be named for his personality or an unusual behavior. The humor may not be instantly apparent, but will become obvious after a little time and observation.

Names for Howlers

Some dogs just love to sing; often these dogs do not even bark and appear to be quiet in nature. Watch the look on your new neighbor's face when he realizes why your canine crooner is named after a famous musical act.

• Elvis
• Sinatra
• Aretha
• Pavarotti

Names for Movers and Shakers

Like some people, there are dogs that create chaos where ever they go. Here are a few appropriate names for these good natured, rough and tumble dogs:

• Seismic
• Boomer
• Rugby
• Tsunami

Names for Dogs That Steal Things

Every now and then, a dog that is well versed in the art of burglary comes along. You might give him a name that is a humorous warning to others not to take their eye off that submarine sandwich they are planning to eat.

• Robin Hood
• Dodger
• Capone
• Winona

Opposites as Funny Dog Names

Another way to give your dog an amusing handle is to call him something that is the opposite of what he is. For example:

• Naming a white dog "Spot".

• Calling your Chihuahua "Sasquatch".

• Giving the name "Fluffy" to a Rottweiler.

• "Snowball" would be a funny name for a black dog.

No matter what you name your dog, be sure it is a name that means something positive. A humorous name should not be given to your dog with the intent of being demeaning. Our pets love to make people grin, but funny dog names should give us a laugh we can all share.